Yesterday I was prompted to update Java, which I duly did. This resulted in Java disappearing completely, meaning many websites won't open or just crash my browser.
I reinstalled both the 64-bit and 32-bit versions and although it shows up in the control panel as being there, when I test if it's installed I'm told it isn't.
I've uninstalled, reinstalled, system restored, checked for viruses etc. etc., but whatever I try it won't work. I don't know what to do now. Anyway, I'll keep trying.
In the meantime, here's a man dressed as a nun playing a motorised piano.